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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.