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Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

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Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus