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Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Big Plus Jokes More Big Plus Jokes

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.