Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Big Plus Jokes More Big Plus Jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor?

A feminist

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Big Advantage Jokes More Big Advantage Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense