Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.