Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why?

She: For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He: Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Big Advantage Jokes More Big Advantage Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?