Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'