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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!