What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.