What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.