What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.