What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup