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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.