What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.