What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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Why is turtle wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such small ears

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)