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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator