What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator