What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What is the primary job of an alligator?

Make allegations