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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.