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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally