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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.