What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!