What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire