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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!