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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Weeeeeeeeee Jokes More Weeeeeeeeee Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee