What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).