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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Weeeeeeeeee Jokes More Weeeeeeeeee Jokes

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee