They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
With a magic 8-ball
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
They're afraid of change.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
3 Lannisters.
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
