What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....