They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Why's your belt so tight bruh
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
They're afraid of change.
To get his quarter back!
A humburger.
A bit of a Downey
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
A coin to scratch it with.
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
He kept trying to shave the princess.