Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
A nail gun
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.
Cuz it's a running nose
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
