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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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Don't do anything until I get back

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

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Pb &amp J.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite