What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.