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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.