What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Yellow Jokes More Yellow Jokes

Why did Yellow divorce Red?

Because Red Blue Green

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.