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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Yellow Jokes More Yellow Jokes

What is Yellow and Red?

That is ultimate question.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*