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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Yellow Jokes More Yellow Jokes

Why did Yellow divorce Red?

Because Red Blue Green

What is Yellow and Red?

That is ultimate question.