For kicks and giggles.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
I don't know. It was an inside joke.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Because they can.
Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
I underscored.
Urine trouble now.
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
Start dating them
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
It's not my fault I'm blind.
More storage space.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
A migraine.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Give him a couple of test-tickles.
