Giggle Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

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Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Yellow Jokes More Yellow Jokes

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

What is Yellow and Red?

That is ultimate question.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.