Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle