Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

Democracy Jokes More Democracy Jokes

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.