Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
He couldn't decide what font to use.
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
Pronounce this word: unionized
The second m is silent.
When they wake up every morning.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Democracy
Because no one wants to hold an erection.