Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why don't you try calling them names too?

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Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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They have a polar pole poll.

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By having people believe that you've won an election.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.