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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Mr. President.

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle