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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.