What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible