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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible