Tom Cruise
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
A punchline
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
A Standing Blow-vation.
She heard he was in a few good men.
Emission Impossible