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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little