What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.