What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.