What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

You call him a little slow

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.