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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.