What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.