What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!