What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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A Meringueutan

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.