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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue