What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET