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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue