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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue