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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.