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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!