What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.