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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way