What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!