What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

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What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.