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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way