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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

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Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Fruit Fly Jokes More Fruit Fly Jokes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Richard Simmons Jokes More Richard Simmons Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Ladybug Jokes More Ladybug Jokes

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?