What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.