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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

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Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Fruit Fly Jokes More Fruit Fly Jokes

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Richard Simmons Jokes More Richard Simmons Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Ladybug Jokes More Ladybug Jokes

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?