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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.