How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious.

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.