Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
How are you vealing?