What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

X-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?