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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

X-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?