What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

X-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.