What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

X-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

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What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.