What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

X-post from /r/3amjokes) It's pasture bedtime!(http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/whatdidthemamacowsaytothebabycow/)

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after it's gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!