What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.