What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.