What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.