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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.