Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
You dye a little on the inside.
He was buying drinks.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
And the answer is, 'Knee'
Disabled.
A school shooter
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
About four beers
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
They only use holy condoms.
