Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer