Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Heifer-weizen.

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.