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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the ireshmen say to the beer?

I love you.....

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.