What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)