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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.