What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it