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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it