What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton