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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.