Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.