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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.