Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.