Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.