Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?

Get a tame one and annoy it!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

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