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Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk