Unwind Jokes

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish