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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.