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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.