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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!