Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

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Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin