Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.