Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?

Get a tame one and annoy it!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?

Get a tame one and annoy it!

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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What do you do after making too many cheese puns on r/jokes?

Goudaff Reddit.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!