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Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What's an "oying"?

This joke

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!