Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

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How do you annoy a Reddittor?

Repost

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.