Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

Repost

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

Invitation Jokes More Invitation Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Annoying Jokes More Annoying Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.