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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

Repost

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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Invitation Jokes More Invitation Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

What do you call a stabilizing Greek?

A.... GYROScope

Annoying Jokes More Annoying Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.