Annoy Jokes

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

Repost

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

How do you make a tame duck wild?

Annoy it.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus?

Nobody

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What's one thing The Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Invitation Jokes More Invitation Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Telemarketer Jokes More Telemarketer Jokes

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...