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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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A tuna.

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A square one.*

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Annoy it.

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He feinted. (Sorry)

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I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Shucks

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Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.