What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Because it's shellfish.

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A PearlJam

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.