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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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How to annoy a Redditor?

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

Removed

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)