What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.