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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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Shorts!

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!