What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!