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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.