What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!