What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!