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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.