What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.