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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!