Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.