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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!