Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.