How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.