How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston