How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.