He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Because they don't like Turkey
I'd like to buy an owl
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
Tell him your plans.
Sneakers.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
Because it was the Finnish line.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.