How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.