He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
I'd like to buy an owl
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall
The joke is its own pun-ishment.
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Make him wear shoes.
Russian and Finnish!
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
