How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes