How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.