What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer