Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Because he doesn't exist.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
River Derci. Sorry.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
That's when the big hand touches the little hand.
He dumped his girlfriend.
