What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What were the Crocodile Hunters last words?

You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.