Stare Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What is the hardest thing about staring at a pile of dead babies?

Possible NSFW) My erection.

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Extrovert Jokes More Extrovert Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Chicken Caesar Jokes More Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.