What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing