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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!