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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing