Chicken sees a salad.
Donald Duck.
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
She was looking for Alderaan men.
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
A seizure salad.
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
Olive Oil.
