What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.