What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.