What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream