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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.