Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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Nice shades. (sorry)

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Because it scares the dog.

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Americas already got two running for president.

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When they lose their haunting licenses.