Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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They are just OFF-full

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

Lay floss over their eyes

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It scares their dogs too much

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Freak..

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What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!