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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog