What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager