What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...