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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What the band's name?

Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.