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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.