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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

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What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.