What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.