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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

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What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks