What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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A screensaver.

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders?

RubiCon.