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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.