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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.