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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.