What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.