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Battleship Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.