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Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Senate Jokes More Senate Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!