Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.