Brute Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Senate Jokes More Senate Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.