Brute Jokes

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What are we going to do when we see it?

She asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex