What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why do French tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!