What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!