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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!