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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.