What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!