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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Whose line is it anyway?

Generous cocaine party guests

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.