What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.